chicafinal:

house md is a show about a man commited to the bit for the sole purpose of keeping his boy best friend single

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itznarcotic:

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mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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sandsvendor100:

If I Had A Restaurant I Would Name It Clown Car And It Would Only Seat Like 10 People.

And It Would Be $75 Per Person And I Would Srrve You Dirt.

Anonymous asked:

are you even trying to sell sands anymore

sandsvendor100:

sandsvendor100:

I’m Making A Killing On DePop

“DePop”ulating An Entire Planet With My Beam

saturnsentinel asked:

when will you finally launch the warheads

sandsvendor100:

Yet Another Idiot Question

sandsvendor100:

sandsvendor100:

Help Me

Breakmunched My Car

Walking Back And Forth Spitting And Chewing Because I Accidentally Beakmunched My Car

sandsvendor100:

gametangium:

sandsvendor100:

sandsvendor100:

sandsvendor100:

I’m Being Interviewed By Buzzfeed

They Want To Know My Whereabouts This Time Last Year…

They Keep Asking “Where Were You When A Baby Tapir Shoved Four Park Rangers Down A Flight Of Stairs At Big Bend National Park” And Well I Have An Airtight Alibi

You were at Big Bend National Park

You’ll Be Receiving Something In The Mail Very Soon

polyamorousmisanthrope:

guerrillatech:

SLAMS REBLOG

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